Last week the Orange Oprah announced that manager Johnny Wright of Justin Timberlake, and Jonas Brothers fame had contacted her because he was so impressed with Ali Lohan’s talent, and wanted to manage her as well. Really? Today this comes from Mr Wright’s spokesperson.  "Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan. "Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali's music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.  "Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company's roster.

Dina said we didn't want to work with stupid old Johnny Wright anyways!
 

Orange Oprah’s other baby girl Lindsay tells Marie Clare magazine;  "At some point ... I want to adopt a kid ... A child in need or a newborn from another country. I'm not sure yet." I want to adopt a kid sounds so motherly. But then again what’s not motherly about Lindsay? I mean being a mom is all about about putting someone else before yourself. And Lindsay is a role model of putting others before herself. Here she is in the fur coat she stole earlier this year because it matched her hair....in order to bring happiness to others who caught a glimpse of her on the street.

 

Mario Lopez threw himself a party. The occasion was his 35^th birthday which isn’t till this Friday October 10^th, but I guess he wanted to remind everyone, so he made himself a cake and hired some girls to give it to him. Did he get that photo on the cake taken the same day?

Then he found some lucky groupie to take to the apple martini shot strewn VIP booth. The other guy looks like he's having a blast.

 

Then he broomed his playmate, and decided to "man up" with a stogie.

Beyonce just wants to go to south beach like regular folk. She's just afraid some regular folk will want to talk to her so she hired a security guard to hover around her.

Britney Spears goes to LAX with a shawl on her head.

To step up the crazy look she left the price tag on, Minnie Pearl style, so it could dangle in her face.

Is she combing 3 signature looks to make it distinctly her own?

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married last weekend in Vancouver. They picked the ecologically-conscious and exclusive Clayoquat Wilderness Resort, because they wanted to show their families that being environmentally friendly could be fun, and this may be their only opportunity to get everyone to come out to this type of resort. As you can see it’s nice.


Being green takes a lot of green as they had to pay 4500 per person. Yes the double occupancy rooms go for 9 grand. But it’s all in the name of saving the environment! Maybe not so much with the eco friendly, as the resort is only accessible by seaplane. So the 38 guests had to use 7 seaplanes! The good news is they were chauffeured to the seaplanes in Prius’s. Scarlett and Ryan took another step to save the planet and rode scooters.

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez just don’t give a damn about what you, or I, or anybody else think. Yes A-Rods wife declared that one of the reasons for their divorce, was he was having “an affair of the heart” with Madonna.  Yes the NY Yankees said that the Madonna controversy distracted the team and played a roll in them not making the playoffs. Yes Guy Ritchie admitted that the A-Rod scandal put extra stress on their marriage. So with all of that as a backdrop guess who went to dinner as a couple this week?   Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday a source told Usmagazine.com.The pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back. “They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com. Reps for Madonna deny she met Rodriguez, but the NY Post also confirms the 2 met. These 2 are really only interested in themselves.

 

Dancing with the Stars champ Helio Castroneves, along with his sister, Katiucia, 35, and his Ohio-based lawyer, Alan Miller, 71, face conspiracy and tax-evasion charges for hatching a tax-dodging scheme using an offshore shell corporation based in Panama to hide upwards of $5.5 million from the Internal Revenue Service. In one instance Hélio claimed he only earned $200,000, despite the fact he made $2 million for work done for a Brazilian trading company. Each could face up to 30 years in prison if convicted on all counts. WHAT A MORON! No one hates taxes more than me, and I look for every loophole the government leaves open to keep as much as my money in my pocket as possible. But when you get a 2 million dollar contract and try to claim it was only 200,000 (so he basically attempted to pay 75 grand in taxes on 2 million) you’re going to get caught a large percentage of the time, because the company who paid you the 2 million has to report that to government. The Brazillian trading company does business in the U.S. so they pay U.S. taxes as well dumb dumb.

 

I guess the Spice Girls reunion tour didn’t make as much as Mel B had hoped. She has sent out an invitation to all of her friends to watch her and her husband of 16 months renew their vows in Egypt. The invitation includes an agreement that must be signed in order to attend that allows the couple to sell video and photographs of you attending to the media. That’s classy! Look at their white hot passion..if you dare!

 

Kate Moss still has fans. Why? I guess they’re attracted to her heroin/cocaine fueled lifestyle and her other awesome life decisions. One of her fans is artist Marc Quinn. He made a plater statue of her last year, but apparently that wasn't a big enough deal. So this year he made the same statue....from GOLD! There's 3 million dollars worth of gold in this thing! Marc is creepy.


The original.
 
He should have made his statue from this pose.